If you need help wiping, let me know.
Hold still, I've got to dig this booger out of your nose.
Wow, I love that Crockpot.
7:30? Man, we slept in today.
Don't grab your brother's penis.
Can I please use the bathroom in private?
Eat your french fries or you can't have dessert.
I swear, this house smells like poop.
Gorilla Munch does not go up your nose!
Why is there chocolate running out of your nose? Did you put a chocolate chip up there?
All I want is a nap.
I can't wait to vaccuum.
Maxipads are not stickers.
We have to leave in 20 minutes? Okay, I'll jump in the shower.
I wish I had an office job to escape to.
No, you're not superman so don't try and jump off the top of the swing set.
Yay! A date night. Let's go to Borders and have some hot tea while we look at travel magazines.
Because I said so.
I don't care who started it, I'm gonna finish it.
Take your shoes off I just mopped!
Who flushed mommy's necklace down the toilet?
What about you? What are some thing you've said recently that you never thought you'd say?